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Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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<a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/1.0/" target="_blank">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/1.0/</a>[/vc_column_text][vc_message]Do you like causing drama? Do you like seeing people all in a tizzy over the shit you caused. Guess what, we know it was you!
This entire topic hits very close to home since I was privy to it a little while ago. Technically I still have to deal with this shit, being a major player on CPN, but you're always going to run into that when you run a web community.
I would like the attention of all of those people that have uttered the following phrase:
"I AM SO SICK OF ALL OF THIS DRAMA. I SWEAR IT'S LIKE BEING BACK IN SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN!"
If you have spoken that phrase more than once, then everyone else knows, you are the one starting that drama. You are not fooling ANYONE! Is your life so god damn boring that you feel it necessary to interfere in the happiness and welfare of others? Does it please you that now all of these people that you have sprayed with your napalm bullshit are miserable, just like you are? Have you nothing better to do with your worthless piece of shit life than attempt to disrupt the lives of others?
You do realize that anyone who takes it upon themselves to stir the pot just for the sake of just stirring the pot is only doing it because their situation is so miserable that they feel that the only way to get any excitement is to make the rest of us as pathetic as they are. Not only do they stir the shit up to a fluffy meringue, but they then immediately regress to play the role of victim when confronted. It is the most pathetic thing to watch when you corner one of God's little reject, and call them on their bullshit. They whine and complain that they have it sooooooo hard, and that other people they know are suffering just as much, and they don't understand why everyone hates them, they are just trying to make it in this world that is sooooooo hard and why are they always surrounded by all of this childish drama all the time.
WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULDN'T THROW THE FIRST TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE NONE OF THIS WOULD EVER FUCKING HAPPEN YOU WORTHLESS DOUCHBAG! YOU CAN'T JUST START A SHIT STORM THEN CRY BECAUSE SOMEONE IT CAME BACK IN HIT YOU DEAD IN THE FACE. WHAT KIND OF PUSSY FAGGOT DOES THAT? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DO, YA PUSSY FAGGOT!
There are several, semi interesting individuals that I have had to deal with, both inside and outside of YouTube, and the process of dealing with these Beliebers is not a pretty site. First you need to figure out what the fuck just happened, then ask several dozen people what they saw happen, then from those 12 accounts, you may get the full story, but there's always that one piece that doesn't hit you until a week later.then you finally have the whole story:
Well Tracy said that Brittany said that Jimmy was going to leave Becky for Samantha, so Noah told Mark that Joe was going to kick Jimmy in the nuts, and since no one knew that Mark had a thing for Tracy, that's why the Cardinals lost the World Series last year.
Shit.. fuck.. I'm sorry.. blood just spurted out my nose…
ugh… tastes like pennies…
Moving On… It seems that every community or large group of people has at least one of these individuals, and I feel that's one too many. Here we are, everyone trying to do their own thing, and you have some yahoo run into the room, smack everyone with his smelly dick and then run out of the room. Someone asked me about a recent altercations with one of these fine human beings and I told them this:
Its like you are having a birthday party. All your friends are there, you've gotten a lot of presents, and you are just about to blow out the candles on your cake, when suddenly in runs Mr Fuck Stain, breaks all of your toys, stands on the table pisses on your cake and then leaves. He then finds out that everyone's pissed at him for ruining the party, he struts back in, tells everyone it wasn't his fault, and asks… and he always asks the next question: "We Cool?"
I will ram you in the neck until you can't pee standing up, you bitchass, NO WE ARE NOT COOL! you just fucked up my party, you pissed all over my birthday cake. And then they get all butthurt that you're not automatically friends again.
FUCK 'EM. FUCK 'EM IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY FROZEN CROWBAR! If a genie could grant me a wish right now, I would wish that your genital has a thousand tiny paper cuts and the only thing you could use to prevent infection was lemon juice!
I will never understand that part of the argument, they were caught stirring the pot up and now they're mad at YOU for not forgiving them immediately? How delusional do you have to be to realize that its not just me you have to answer to. You have to answer to hundreds, maybe thousands of people on why we can never have anything nice. Because you didn't to play first base in little league now we have to suffer because of it, you knob polishing ass clown!
Look… I'm getting close to 40 and I have this thing called a Murtaugh List. The term was first coined on 'How I Met Your Mother' and is defined as the following. Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover, had a catch phrase in al the Lethal Weapon movies "I'm getting too old for this shit!" So Several of the characters on the show had their own Murtaugh List, or shit they were too old to do anymore. Barney tries to prove them wrong, hilarity ensures. I loved this notion so much, that I have developed my own Murtaugh List, and guess what, your bullshit is #1 on the list. Always has been!
Everyone has their own list, and I'm pretty sure this same issue is near the top of shit they are too old for anymore. So how do we deal with them. Well, there's no real RIGHT way to deal with them, but it always helps when you have strength in numbers. If one person says, such-n-such is a real asshole, simply put that in your memory banks. If two people say such-n-such is an asshole, make note of it and schedule a talk with such-n-such. If three or more people say such-n-such is an asshole, then you know you have a legitimate problem on your hands. 50,000 Elvis fans can't all be wrong, and I'm pretty sure, if there are at least three people who think such-n-such is a skanky man matress, then you need to remove yourself of this pest as quickly and painlessly as possible. Of course they're going to bitch and play victim, but you have written proof that this individual has been causing problems for at least three different people, and that is reason enough to remove the twat from the rest of the people who simply what to do their own thing and mind their own business. Its for the greater good, trust me.[/vc_message][/vc_column][/vc_row])
Don’t you just love it when you’re minding your own business and someone comes in and just decides to stir the pot just because they hate their life, so now you have to hate yours too?
Time to chew out these glorious bastards with some old fashioned Murphy Logic.
Music:
Mechanolith – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Aces High – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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All Imagery, not created by WellHey Productions is licensed under Creative Commons 1.0
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Do you like causing drama? Do you like seeing people all in a tizzy over the shit you caused. Guess what, we know it was you!
This entire topic hits very close to home since I was privy to it a little while ago. Technically I still have to deal with this shit, being a major player on CPN, but you’re always going to run into that when you run a web community.
I would like the attention of all of those people that have uttered the following phrase:
“I AM SO SICK OF ALL OF THIS DRAMA. I SWEAR IT’S LIKE BEING BACK IN SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN!”
If you have spoken that phrase more than once, then everyone else knows, you are the one starting that drama. You are not fooling ANYONE! Is your life so god damn boring that you feel it necessary to interfere in the happiness and welfare of others? Does it please you that now all of these people that you have sprayed with your napalm bullshit are miserable, just like you are? Have you nothing better to do with your worthless piece of shit life than attempt to disrupt the lives of others?
You do realize that anyone who takes it upon themselves to stir the pot just for the sake of just stirring the pot is only doing it because their situation is so miserable that they feel that the only way to get any excitement is to make the rest of us as pathetic as they are. Not only do they stir the shit up to a fluffy meringue, but they then immediately regress to play the role of victim when confronted. It is the most pathetic thing to watch when you corner one of God’s little reject, and call them on their bullshit. They whine and complain that they have it sooooooo hard, and that other people they know are suffering just as much, and they don’t understand why everyone hates them, they are just trying to make it in this world that is sooooooo hard and why are they always surrounded by all of this childish drama all the time.
WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULDN’T THROW THE FIRST TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE NONE OF THIS WOULD EVER FUCKING HAPPEN YOU WORTHLESS DOUCHBAG! YOU CAN’T JUST START A SHIT STORM THEN CRY BECAUSE SOMEONE IT CAME BACK IN HIT YOU DEAD IN THE FACE. WHAT KIND OF PUSSY FAGGOT DOES THAT? THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DO, YA PUSSY FAGGOT!
There are several, semi interesting individuals that I have had to deal with, both inside and outside of YouTube, and the process of dealing with these Beliebers is not a pretty site. First you need to figure out what the fuck just happened, then ask several dozen people what they saw happen, then from those 12 accounts, you may get the full story, but there’s always that one piece that doesn’t hit you until a week later.then you finally have the whole story:
Well Tracy said that Brittany said that Jimmy was going to leave Becky for Samantha, so Noah told Mark that Joe was going to kick Jimmy in the nuts, and since no one knew that Mark had a thing for Tracy, that’s why the Cardinals lost the World Series last year.
Shit.. fuck.. I’m sorry.. blood just spurted out my nose…
ugh… tastes like pennies…
Moving On… It seems that every community or large group of people has at least one of these individuals, and I feel that’s one too many. Here we are, everyone trying to do their own thing, and you have some yahoo run into the room, smack everyone with his smelly dick and then run out of the room. Someone asked me about a recent altercations with one of these fine human beings and I told them this:
Its like you are having a birthday party. All your friends are there, you’ve gotten a lot of presents, and you are just about to blow out the candles on your cake, when suddenly in runs Mr Fuck Stain, breaks all of your toys, stands on the table pisses on your cake and then leaves. He then finds out that everyone’s pissed at him for ruining the party, he struts back in, tells everyone it wasn’t his fault, and asks… and he always asks the next question: “We Cool?”
I will ram you in the neck until you can’t pee standing up, you bitchass, NO WE ARE NOT COOL! you just fucked up my party, you pissed all over my birthday cake. And then they get all butthurt that you’re not automatically friends again.
FUCK ‘EM. FUCK ‘EM IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY FROZEN CROWBAR! If a genie could grant me a wish right now, I would wish that your genital has a thousand tiny paper cuts and the only thing you could use to prevent infection was lemon juice!
I will never understand that part of the argument, they were caught stirring the pot up and now they’re mad at YOU for not forgiving them immediately? How delusional do you have to be to realize that its not just me you have to answer to. You have to answer to hundreds, maybe thousands of people on why we can never have anything nice. Because you didn’t to play first base in little league now we have to suffer because of it, you knob polishing ass clown!
Look… I’m getting close to 40 and I have this thing called a Murtaugh List. The term was first coined on ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and is defined as the following. Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover, had a catch phrase in al the Lethal Weapon movies “I’m getting too old for this shit!” So Several of the characters on the show had their own Murtaugh List, or shit they were too old to do anymore. Barney tries to prove them wrong, hilarity ensures. I loved this notion so much, that I have developed my own Murtaugh List, and guess what, your bullshit is #1 on the list. Always has been!
Everyone has their own list, and I’m pretty sure this same issue is near the top of shit they are too old for anymore. So how do we deal with them. Well, there’s no real RIGHT way to deal with them, but it always helps when you have strength in numbers. If one person says, such-n-such is a real asshole, simply put that in your memory banks. If two people say such-n-such is an asshole, make note of it and schedule a talk with such-n-such. If three or more people say such-n-such is an asshole, then you know you have a legitimate problem on your hands. 50,000 Elvis fans can’t all be wrong, and I’m pretty sure, if there are at least three people who think such-n-such is a skanky man matress, then you need to remove yourself of this pest as quickly and painlessly as possible. Of course they’re going to bitch and play victim, but you have written proof that this individual has been causing problems for at least three different people, and that is reason enough to remove the twat from the rest of the people who simply what to do their own thing and mind their own business. Its for the greater good, trust me.
