Do you ever wonder what to do on a 5 hour voyage from Exact Opposite of Hawaii, Colorado, to Walt Muthafuckin’ Disney World. The options seem quite limited, but I think I can give you a few ideas of how to keep yourself, and other passengers, entertained while you share mutual entertainment in your metal death can.
1.) Once the flight attendants allow you to remove your seat belts, step into the aisle, lay on the floor with your limbs extended and shout “I’m Superman!”
2A.) As the plane takes off, burst into your own rendition of “Breakin’ Free” from High School Musical.
2B.) As the plans takes off, burst into your own rendition of “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. Kelly.
3.) Once off of the plane, run up to the nearest stranger, yelling about how the nice ladies gave you peanuts and soda, and that you flew in the sky like Iron man.
4.) When in doubt, halfway through your escalator ride to security, just lay on the steps. Airport staff loves that.
5.) Once you arrive at baggage claim, lay on the conveyor belt, and go until airport security asks you to leave.
6.) When you reach your hotel, even if it’s 3 in the morning, play a rousing game of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.”
Follow with your own activities, and you’re set for your trip!